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Note to self: ALWAYS log out

May 4, 2010

Have you ever left your Facebook page still logged in on a friend’s computer?

Me too.  This is what usually goes down.

1) They cleverly change your status to something  like:

Mikey Larrick is pooping. :-\

2) They sift through girls’ photos for the creeper goldmines “Summer 2009!” and “Spring Break!” albums, any of which features a lot of pictures of girls in a bathing suit, and “like” as many pictures as possible.

They’ll probably throw in some pokes and personally message girls you don’t actually know, saying things like “Hey! I know I don’t know you, but after spending my night looking at your pictures and writing your name with my own blood on my walls, I think we should meet in person!  LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW.”

3) They change all of your info so that your perceived to be very homosexual or an extremely slutty female:

Basic Information:

Sex: Female

Current City: Dicktown, Gaytopia

Interested In: Men

Looking For: Whatever I Can Get

Political Views: Dickocrat

Religious Views: Jesus has hot abs.

Likes and Interests:

Interests: Dudes and dick

Favorite Music: A dick in my ear, anything I can dance to

About Me: 8======D

They’ll even get your Work info

Employer: Cock United Inc.Position: Project Manager, whatever you’re into 😉
Time Period: Birth til’ defLocation: My butt.

Lesson learned.


70 Comments leave one →
  1. May 4, 2010 6:24 pm

    hahahahahah Hilarious.. this cracked me up!! i personally experienced it twice when didnt log out from facebook at workplace. =]]

  2. May 4, 2010 6:28 pm

    I’ve been lucky enough that I haven’t forgotten to log out on a shared computer yet… but I must admit, knowing my friends, they’d probably come up with something at least as evil, if not worse.

  3. May 4, 2010 6:39 pm

    Hahaha! I was at the Verizon store yesterday, and the salesguy showed me how to log onto Facebook on the Droid Incredible (sweeet phone). He then reminded me four times in less than a minute to log off…remember to log off…let me know when you’re done and I’ll help you log off…

  4. May 4, 2010 7:06 pm

    woohoo, I have never done it either, but it’s easy to forget =P

  5. May 4, 2010 7:21 pm

    Good stuff to remember…Too funny!

  6. May 4, 2010 7:28 pm

    lol. Facebook is a complete stalker ville. Much like other social networking sites except Facebook’s privacy rules are absolutely defeating its purpose of keeping peoples online lives safe and secure from their real lives.

    But in this digital age, we need Facebook.

  7. May 4, 2010 7:39 pm

    Hahah! So great. I personally haven’t left my fb page up anywhere, but I constantly see people’s statuses being changed by others who have found someone’s fb page left up. Luckily, not many of them are creepers. I think it’s really only our closest friends that would screw our pages up so badly. 🙂

  8. May 4, 2010 7:43 pm

    That’s hilarious! Thanks for sharing 😉

  9. May 4, 2010 7:50 pm

    The title of this post caught me on the wordpress homepage (congrats for being on there!) so I came to read it, and laughed. And then lo and behold realized you’re at JMU. I graduated from there in 1998. Go Dukes. Oh and have fun trekking around Europe. I live in London so if you need any advice, I like to pretend I know what is cool to do.

  10. May 4, 2010 7:53 pm

    Nice Blog!
    Really funny!
    Please visit mine!

  11. jennifer permalink
    May 4, 2010 8:30 pm

    thanks for the laugh!

  12. davbi permalink
    May 4, 2010 9:05 pm

    Ah! The now-classic frape… Personally I like to include smurfs whenever someone falls victim to my dancing-on-keyboards fingers.

  13. May 4, 2010 9:58 pm


  14. May 4, 2010 10:15 pm

    yep…good to note!

  15. May 4, 2010 10:26 pm

    I am leaving now to go to the library and log off Facebook.
    While I am away please check out my blog it is a different side of Nice, France
    Wait a minute did I log out of wordpress…

  16. May 4, 2010 11:22 pm

    this ws really fun to read. thanks for posting. i will always log out.

  17. djwills permalink
    May 4, 2010 11:41 pm

    Oh wow, this is is golden.

  18. May 4, 2010 11:59 pm

    Thanks for the laugh…and the great advice!

  19. May 5, 2010 12:54 am


  20. Vy Duong permalink
    May 5, 2010 1:00 am

    That gave me a good laugh. I sometimes see my friend’s statuses being changed randomly, but I don’t think I’ve seen any of their personal information or work information being changed.

  21. May 5, 2010 1:59 am

    Wow… that’s quite scary, feel funny though. OK, let me remind it to keep log out on public computer. Thanks for sharing the info in a nice and memorable way 😉

  22. May 5, 2010 3:26 am

    There was this one time when I left my facebook logged in, and tommy keefe made me “become a fan” of Will Smith. Later that night, he proceeded to log onto his facebook account and find my recent activity on news feed. He then commented, “Fuck Will Smith!” I accepted defeat at that moment.

  23. May 5, 2010 3:33 am

    Oh those are funny! It reminded me of my husband doing that to his friend ~ it was just some off the wall status updates, I’ll have to show him this … it’ll give him some ideas!

  24. May 5, 2010 3:42 am

    Hahaha! LOVE IT! Great blog! Feel free to visit mine whenever you can too! Can’t wait to see what you come up with next!

  25. May 5, 2010 3:57 am

    Yeah, what are friends for eh?

  26. May 5, 2010 4:57 am

    LOL- very nice to read
    I never log on facebook on my friends’ computers, maybe facebook has never been so appealing to me that I don’t mind for not being there for, say, a week or more.

  27. May 5, 2010 5:09 am

    I knew there were some good reasons to never, ever open a Facebook account.

  28. Andrea permalink
    May 5, 2010 5:56 am

    LOL I am SO glad I do not have facebook.

  29. May 5, 2010 5:58 am

    Brilliant!. Very funny. Got some good ideas 😉

  30. May 5, 2010 5:58 am

    At least you have a sense of humor about it! You can always try to “hack” your friend back and do even more damage on their facebook (contact their family with explicit sexual details? poke ex-girlfriends/boyfriends?) I hope the damage to your account isn’t too permanent…

  31. May 5, 2010 6:41 am

    I must be old. My friends would never do anything of the sort. Me on the other hand…..

  32. May 5, 2010 7:01 am

    I think there are some good reasons to not visit facebook so frequently.

  33. Songbird permalink
    May 5, 2010 7:05 am

    So funny!! I will ALWAYS MAKE SURE I am logged off from now on! :o)

  34. May 5, 2010 7:20 am

    wow. that’s great. yeah, we’ve all had that.


    even just the screwing with your browsers when you walk away from your computer.

    i’ve left for a minute, then come back to opening up internet explorer to find my homepage is now MeatSpin.


  35. May 5, 2010 8:08 am

    Haha … had an incident like that yesterday when a friend had forgotten to log out. Her friend thought it was HER account and didn’t know who the hell I was. Very confusuing!

  36. May 5, 2010 8:16 am

    Hilarious! Has happened to me as well

  37. May 5, 2010 9:00 am

    It’s funny because it’s true! I’ve never had it happen to me, but I might have been tempted to do it to others……. I think the advent of FB on phones etc. makes it even easier for it to happen as someone only has to “borrow” your phone and it’s game over!!

  38. May 5, 2010 10:45 am

    living in student accomodation means that this is story of my (Facebooking) life. great post xx

  39. John permalink
    May 5, 2010 11:37 am

    This is so stupid! Computers don’t cost anything nowadays, so get a netbook! Combined with an unlimited wireless plan, you’ll never forget to log out. Or use the facebookapp on your mobile!

  40. May 5, 2010 11:47 am

    6 Stars? Anyone?

  41. May 5, 2010 12:45 pm

    great post. I loved it. Same happened to me, when my boyfriend left his facebook logged in, and they changed our relationship and then put that he was interested in men. At first, i was shocked. LOL. then we figured things out :)))

  42. May 5, 2010 2:01 pm

    This is the first time I have landed on your blog and I am loling!!
    Really, that was a great piece of wordart. Even I have experienced something like this; so I can empathize with you. 🙂

  43. May 5, 2010 2:26 pm

    Wow, that IS a hot mess!!! My kids and I use a public computer at the library and we MOST definitely remember to LOG off. So when the automated timer tells us we are about to be kicked off in 5 minutes, I encourage them deeply to log off right then, don’t wait until they get booted off!!!

  44. Tom Baines permalink
    May 5, 2010 2:58 pm

    I’ve never fallen foul of this myself, but a friend did notice that almost every one of his old school friends simultaneously changed their status to “I’m gay!”

    This wasn’t so much leaving it logged in causing the problem as an unattended smartphone – all of those ‘apps’ that we use cache our credentials, and if someone gets hold of your handset, they can use it because it automatically logs in. I think that was just one party and one sneaky individual…

  45. May 5, 2010 3:06 pm

    This totally cracked me up. Now that I’ve said that, the same thing will happen to me.

  46. C. L. Carver permalink
    May 5, 2010 3:28 pm

    I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!!

  47. May 5, 2010 4:07 pm

    Hilarious! Like your post. It hasn’t happened to me, yet. But you never know…

  48. سیـــار permalink
    May 5, 2010 5:40 pm

    Haha, spot on!

  49. Briana Wallace permalink
    May 5, 2010 5:44 pm

    LMFAO… I’ve never done that but I think that my friends are more mature than that… either that or they know I’d beat their asses….. lol.

    ❤ Bri

  50. May 5, 2010 5:47 pm

    I have students using an online forum to do some of their learning. A couple found out the hard way what happens when you don’t log off!!!

  51. Karin permalink
    May 5, 2010 6:35 pm

    I’ve never had this issue, maybe that means I’m not hip…idk. I do know someone who’s Facebook account has NEVER been taken over by another, but yet “Likes” 343903 million things a day.

  52. May 5, 2010 6:46 pm

    Awesome! I’ve done this to my sister. I’ve made her make “idolizing” comments on all my pics saying how beautiful I am! It was fun. LOL

    Keep blogging and feel free to check out my blog at

  53. homelessgirl permalink
    May 5, 2010 7:54 pm

    haha that brought the lolz. thankfully that hasn’t happened to me. fingers crossed

  54. Ice Biollante permalink
    May 5, 2010 8:03 pm

    I rotflmfao’d big time!

  55. May 5, 2010 8:16 pm

    Those of us who are ‘pre-Facebook’ might have done something like go to night clubs and sign in using somebody else’s name. Or fill in business reply cards using the name and address of a good friend. etc. Of course I never did anything like that.

  56. scarsarestories permalink
    May 6, 2010 2:16 am

    hehe…I forgot to log out once when my fiancée had a manic episode and he splashed my “wall” with some very interesting statements…caused quite the stir…the whole story’s on my blog somewhere 😆

    Always good to be reminded again!

  57. May 7, 2010 8:12 am

    This is what I’m looking for after the lunch. It really frustrating when it come out for real, thank God my new mates at the office don’t give a shit ’bout facebook, tweeting, or social networking, what they’d care is trading. Hahha! So i can walk out the door without log out my account. Nice post. 😀

  58. May 9, 2010 8:47 pm

    My friend got homosexualised in the textbook fashion of which you speak, but in a new creative twist also ‘sent out’ invitations to his ‘Big Gay Birthday Night Out’ to every single friend on his facebook. The picture featured was a large hairy pvc wearing gentleman biting a whip; the location of this night was Manchester’s famous gay village, and the itinerary was something to be desired. It was clearly all lies. It wasn’t his birthday at all.

  59. May 16, 2010 10:47 pm

    Very funny! That cracked me up!

  60. June 3, 2010 8:06 pm

    Ha, I love it. Never really thought about the creepy Like-ing method… clever.

  61. Cis permalink
    June 19, 2010 4:28 am

    This made me laugh really hard! It’s the truth, honestly. Luckily, I’ve never left my Facebook account logged in somewhere other than at home.

  62. July 15, 2010 10:18 pm

    hahaha thanks for sharing this!!! so true.

  63. August 11, 2010 12:30 pm

    ITs called been FACEBOKK RAPED and its happend to me so i always log out now!!
    stupidly i left my comp on at work and my collegue decided it would be funny to write i cant keep this to mywelf anymore, i want a cock in me now!!
    my mum read that!! whoops!!

  64. September 5, 2010 4:32 pm

    Thanks for the laugh

  65. January 27, 2011 7:11 pm


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